In the basement rolling dice I’m a wizard… No doubt many of you have heard that annoying song ‘Like a G6′ by Far East Movement well there’s a new nerdy spin on it that you’re sure to appreciate. Advanced Dungeons and Dragons fans this one’s for you… complete with pasty nerds and real goblins! I dedicate this to Shinzo who goes to the Club and dances up on strangers to this nasty song – this is... 

Look I know, many of you out there are sickos… you watch Pokemon and you have sexual fantasies about Pikachu. Up until today I have never felt anything but mere curiousity for that yellow rat bastard but after seeing Pokemon The Musical (video below), I can firmly say that I want to do nasty things with Pikachu. DON’T JUDGE ME! Trust, just watch this and I guarantee that you will be wanting some of that rat ass too. On a serious note... 

Images courtesy of Yanko Design So I’m posting this video of this adorable robot beggar that looks like a red cloaked, white Jawa from Star Wars and you’re going to have mixed feelings about it. On one hand it’s technology made to do what panhandlers are hated for… basically guilt you out of your loose change, except this droid uses cuteness over harsh human reality. All I can think about when I see it is that I want one as... 

“look close enough, and I don’t know if they did this on purpose but my ass imprint is actually… on the seat” – Katee Sackhoff Katee Sackhoff aka Starbuck aka badass, my favorite actress of SyFy’s wonderful little show Battlestar Galactica sat down to give us nerds heart palpitations as she discusses how it felt to be in a real Viper. The actresses talks Battlestar memories and then follows it up by playing with the QMX Artesian Viper... 

Do I need to say that this is pre-ordered already? Do I really need to say it? The footage that you will watch below will make you feel silly for going on and on about either CoD or Moh. DICE has always had the most fun of the FPS shooters but this one’s attention to detail and motion caption just seems a smidgeon more real than games I have seen in the past. What you’re about to see is 12 minutes of actual gameplay featuring never before... 

Remember Mortal Kombat Legacy? Well it was that tiny trailer for what looked like a great attempt at making the fighting game a series. It made fans want it to become a real thing and our wishes were granted with a web series. This first episode of Legacy introduces us to Kano, Sonya Blade, Jax and Stryker. Jax is played by martial arts superstar and the Black Dynamite himself, mister Michael Jai White. Sonya is played by Jeri Ryan, that delicious... 

Do you ever find yourself at a urinal wondering how cool it would be to play a game using the varying strength of your urine? Me either, but apparently some people have and Sega has answered with their new line of ‘Toylet’ games. Installed in some Tokyo metro stations, some lucky Japanese men will be able to use their full bladders to paint walls in “Graffiti Eraser”, or test their strength in “Mannekin Pis”…... 

The first major expansion for Street Fighter 4 came out on the 26th and I must say that it is all that. Capcom must have been listening to people like me when we screamed about RageQuitters because it has finally been addressed. When choosing an opponent you are now shown a percentage of times the person disconnects during a match. So if I see someone with 10% or more on that meter, I will kindly excuse myself from the match before it starts. This... 

So a couple weeks back I wrote an article about “Plug Pullers: The Cheating Losers of Online Gaming“. Well as a frequent lurker on the forums at Shoryuken.com, I found many threads expressing the same concern. But aside from threads, the gamers there offered something even juicier than article writing… they provided video and image proof! Now granted with every guy like me that says “punish the cheaters!” There’s...