Are you a former Real Time Strategy head who got sobered by the many iterations of bad games that broke the classic “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it” theory? Well Microsoft has announced that the king of all RTS games (Age of Empires II) will be blessed with a new HD version come April! Yes I am talking about THE Age of Empires II, a game that still gets played on LAN 8+ hours a week between myself and 7 other co-workers…... 

Riddle me this… What is hot, wields a vicious Naginata blade and is downloadable for Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor’s Edge? Well it’s dat bish Momiji of course! Yes Hayabusa fans you will get yet another bouncy, Japanese girl with western features to whoop up on the bad guys with and she will be available to you in early December on the brand new Wii U. Momiji will be a playable character in the Ninja Trials and Challenge... 

The release of Grand Theft Auto V has been one filled with cryptic hints, paintings and a few screenshots to whet our appetite for the full release. Recently some internet angels found it within the goodness of their hearts to scan an interview with the developers of GTAV where they answer quite candidly about what will be in  the new Grand Theft Auto and what will not be. Check out the pages here and put your reading glasses... 

Presenting Gloria Victis, a brand new MMORPG on the horizon by a small indie company by the name of Black Eye Games — which houses over 30 experienced developers—some which have worked on The Witcher and Neverwinter Nights. Imagine that you land in a world 20 years after chaotic and bloody events swept across the entire continent in a wave of wars, crusades and unexplained murders. You are a pivot in the middle of the conflict... 

Remember back in the day when the best system out there was the NEO GEO? Sadly the only people who had that system were the kids whose parents drove cars that cost the same as houses… you know who you are? Back then the system cost about $1,000 and the games were damn near $600 a piece or something ridiculous like that; but hell they were arcade perfect with top of the line graphics and sound. Well collectors rejoice because... 

Let us talk about Slingshot, XCOM’s first DLC that is on the horizon. Slingshot has a massive UFO hovering over China and your Marines are deployed into the country to do their thing. This mission is unlike the vanilla ones that come with the game since it is multi-part and will operate more like an adventure. The Chinese maps will be unique (instead of the random city ones we get everywhere else) and at the end of the mission... 

Sega seems to get better and better with their character modeling as each game comes out and it can be seen the most in their Yakuza series. The following gallery of hostess ladies from each city in the upcoming release will show you just how realistic the game is starting to look. If you have an Asian fetish prepare yourself – some of these ladies are pretty damn hot. Names of the lovely hostesses, their models, and locales: Kaguya... 

Nintendo has basically decided to throw out their “casual exclusive” card in lieu of feeding the true gaming crowd. Get mad at me all you want but let’s be real here. This trailer for the upcoming Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor’s Edge will show you that I am not just throwing shade at the house that Yamauchi built: See! We have nekkid ninja hawtes being massaged, dudes getting their ish yacked with much bloody fervor, and again... 

Here is the list of Wii U’s titles to come as of March 2013. Pretty exciting stuff and the good thing is (and many of you will kill me for saying this) but I don’t see a whole bunch of Mario titles. NBA 2K13 Jeft Tailfin Madden NFL 13 EA Sports FIFA Soccer 13 Mass Effect 3 Toki Tori 2 Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate ZombiU Just Dance 4 Avengers: Battle for Earth Rabbids Land Assassin’s Creed 3 Rayman Legends Sports... 

Not sure what to think of this but Wii U is doing it’s damnedest to make gamers pay attention. Look I too am biased with thinking that Wii U will disappoint the same way that the previous systems have with lack of true 3rd party software, an overly kiddy atmosphere and somewhat lame innovations that nobody cares about. But not too long ago they announced that Bayonetta 2 would be an exclusive and now this silliness… Looks like...