Game Reviews
Contract Killer Zombies (App) – Video Review
Welcome to Contract Killer Zombies my newest major distraction in life. The video that you will be seeing on this review is from my ASUS Transformer that uses the Droid OS. Contract Killer Zombies is also available for the Apple OS, so you can pick it up for free on your iPhone and iPad devices. Contract Killer Zombies puts you in control of Shooter, an old man that loves to shoot zombies. While Shooter may be confined to a wheelchair, his beautiful...
Batman: Arkham City – A Purrrfect Review
Holy S@#! Batman Why Are You So Awesome!
Well Gothamites here is my review of the unprecedented sequel to Rocksteady’s sleeper hit Arkham Asylum. Batman games in general have gone through phases of being sub-par to just downright atrocious. Yes I have endured many terrible Batman games in my time, but with all the pain comes much glory in Batman: Arkham City. Folks this is the real deal and I feel that this game will certainly be a top contender...
Dragon Age 2: Mark of The Assassin – Review
Mark of the Assassin (MoTA) is probably one of the better missions you will find in Dragon Age 2, which isn’t saying a lot but I had a lot of fun playing it and was not disappointed with its length, content and rewards. Felicia Day stars in this DLC as the elven assassin Tallis, a Qunari convert with a strong sense of loyalty to the Qun.
Fans of the Mass Effect series will be a little annoyed with MoTA because it is almost the exact same mission...
Catherine – Massive Review
“Oh Catherine, Katherine where art thou?” Ah nothing like love in the air except when you’re a guy like Vincent Brooks. Wait you must be wondering what I’m referring to. Well the Bat is back and here is my review on the Atlus game Catherine. Queue the sinister female snicker…
Atlus is well-known for the Shin Megami Tensei series as well as Persona (Persona 3 was one of my personal favorites). And with that said fans were wondering what...
Wizardry: Labyrinth of Lost Souls – Review
So recently after the massive PSN hacking I decided to peruse the Sony store to see what was new beyond all of the free ish they were giving me for not running off to XBox 360 (I kid, I kid). What struck me and made me do a double-take was a Japanese port of Wizardry: Torawareshi Tamashi no Meikyu now called Wizardry: Labyrinth of Lost Souls by XSEED. Having been the BIGGEST fan of this game series since the original (I met the creator himself in...
L.A. Noire Review
L.A. Noire really isn’t a video game; it is you stepping back in time and being allowed to control a cinematic masterpiece. At least that’s what it felt like.
The year is 1947 and you are in control of a new detective named Cole Phelps, a decorated war hero turned Boy Scout cop, he isn’t likable but he is sharp and you get to stare at his back for 20+ hours of gameplay. The thing that gets you immediately with L.A. Noire is the music, the title...
Mortal Kombat 9 – Massive Review
Prepare to step back into the arena where “the meek shall inherit the earth” and the Outworld warriors seek revenge. Yes I am showing my age and yes I used to have the MK3 t-shirt with that quote followed by one of the Kombat Kodes. This marks the 20th year of this game’s existence and the 9th entry to the series. I will cut this intro short and flat out say it this game rocks! And for you PS3 owners you get to play as @!#%$’ing Kratos!
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Mass Effect 2.5 DLC Review – Arrival
Mass Effect 2 Arrival is the last DLC in this wonderful sequel to the space opera. The point of this particular mission is for Shepard to travel to Batarian space and rescue a covert specialist who happens to be Admiral Hackett’s friend. The mission starts out in what seems to be an abandoned prison and ends up on an asteroid base. The unique thing about Arrival is that Shepard is solo which has not happened in this game before.
As usual the...
Fight Night Champion – Massive Review
EA Sports has been in the boxing game for quite some time now and ever since “Knockout Kings”, they have been trying to perfect the “sweet science”. It wasn’t until the “Fight Night” series that a boxing game came into the limelight on current generation consoles. After much success EA certainly delivers again this round with Fight Night Champion.
One of the most noticeable improvements to Fight Night is the inclusion of “Champion...
Dragon Age 2 – Massive Review
I wasn’t amped on Dragon Age 2 when I first saw the trailer of mage class Hawke battling the Qunari Arishok to the death. Later on when they showed the actual gameplay it looked so fast and crazy that I assumed that they had abandoned everything from the old and was catering it to the negative attention span of average American gamer. Boy was I ever so wrong. Since the release of the game to my Steam account on PC, I have logged marathon hours...


