I’m just letting you haters know right now that if you see me in my Monteriggioni hoodie and you run up on me I may not have a hidden blade but I will still find a way to cut you. That’s just how we roll in the guild son. I rep Auditore… and apparently now you can too. If you would like to sport an Ezio Auditore inspired hoodie for the winter, head on over to Insert Coin Clothing and have it shipped to your  house.... 

It’s always amazing when us regular schmoes are given a chance to flex our wings and become amazing. This time the blessing was Madeline Bell’s who is an 18 yr. old science major from sunny California. Madeline’s boyfriend convinced her to try out for UJAM’s international voice contest to do the Assassin’s Creed theme and lo and behold she killed it. Check out her audition here. Madeline is a Prince... 

SHE GOT DAT GLOW! Hey my fellow TRON nerds, you know how your girlfriend keeps trying to get you out to those douchebag clubs to dance, drink overpriced house liquor and hold her hair while she vomits? Well now she can do something for you! Imagine her dancing with you in the dark… with some sexy Quorra inspired gear on? I know! It’s not gonna stay on long naaamean?! NAAAMEAN!? Woof! Check out the outfits and purchase... 

Could someone please explain to me why fans can make compelling, cool-ass films but Hollywood (who has more money than god) can’t? This is a pretty cool little short-film here complete with nice production, hot tough girl (if you’re into that) and a surprise ending. Check it out and be impressed, I know you Portal fans will be all over this!  Read More →

Mass Effect fans, being that Bioware is one of the only companies out there who pays attention to the fact that gamers aren’t all straight, fat, white and male, they are now allowing you to select the look of the Female alternate Shepard to cover Mass Effect 3. The choices are diverse but heavily pale so no worries undercover nerd racists the nightmare of a brown Shepard will probably not be realized. I know it’s hard... 

Okay you nerdy wannabe super heroes it looks as if City of Heroes will be hopping on the free-to-play bandwagon and allowing you open access later on this year. Current people that are still kicking It in tights however will be given VIP status (no not very immense penises you silly nerds) so that they can gain access to content that the freeloaders have to unlock. Pimps with the guap to pay the hell out of NCsoft for upgrades will... 

Photograph by: Richard Lam, Getty Images | Original - Vancouversun.com This guy’s a champ… you know why? You have like a million pissed off Canadians rioting because they’re mad that the Vancouver Canucks lost in game seven of the Stanley Cup Finals and what does he do? He lays down his girl and puts a little love in the air. How about the shots of the riot too? These photographers have got some brass ones I tell... 

This is one of a set of beautiful photographs that spread their legs and accepted Adobe Photoshop into their lives, developed by Trevorcreative.com. The two people are AWSM Blog’s own Rob Heath as Subject Delta and Jasmine Spavale as Eleanor Lamb. Now I don’t fux with this series but if I can recall the girly is Big Daddy Delta’s daughter right? Then why do I sense a strange Hillbilly daughter in the shed type... 

Are you a Megan Fox hater? Then go ahead and kill yourself I hate you. Just kidding but as one of her few nerdy fans I know that Megan Fox is a bit more than meets the eye (pun very much intended). After defending my right to having her as #20 on my nerd celebrity list, it was such a pleasure to wake up this morning to her “nerd raging” on Facebook. Her game of choice? Apparently Halo… Ok so which one of you losers... 

Funcom has announced that Age of Conan, the MMO “that could have been great” will now be moving to a Free-to-Play model. If you ask whether it be desperation or brilliance I would have to wager on the former, being that back when I played (a million years ago) the numbers were dropping quickly as people jumped ship for WarHammer Online. Still, the MMO market is fickle unless your name is Blizzard or SCEA, but even the...