Two types of girls play MMORPGs: The attention whore who soaks up all the nerd love that she can handle knowing that us losers will never be able to touch her warm, smooth skin and the regular girl who only wants to have fun without the sexual lusting. This article is about the latter. I remember that day when the little elven maiden followed me around for 3 hours to escape her stalker. She had her AFK (Away from Keyboard) tag...