The video above will be met with some controversy because on one hand it denounces the fake “cool” nerds of today who are obviously using the term as the newest trend; while on the other hand it paints nerds into with a narrow brush as a monolith. I felt the need to post it here however is because it almost feels necessary to remind people daily that “nerd and proud” is bull crap. If you grew up in the time... 

The new Tomb Raider seems to be a bunch of stunning visuals, a young girl writhing and moaning in every scene and glorious pan and scans of sweaty young boobs. So… what exactly did they fix about the series with this game? Did they really think that some dirt, dropping the title character’s age by about 10 years and making her breasts “realistic” would make her less of a sexual object than the original woman? See... 

My childhood feels violated a bit… I mean you have all my Mortal Kombat characters doing things like thrusting hips, stripper dancing, and freaking innocent bystanders…I don’t know.. I can’t even… I mean, I… sigh  (or should I say PSY) this is just too much. If you think you’ve heard PSY’s Gangnam Style just a million times too much, you may want to prep yourself for one more time because this is worth it… Btw…... 

Do you like World War II era spooky tales? Well Subbania is here to provide you with a little bit of Nazi-era subterranean horror. Written in HTML5 for your Chrome browsers – you control the miniature submarine with the arrow keys using ZXC to shoot, boost and change weapons as you fight the deep sea creatures. After playing the demo I can say that you can feel the love placed into this game and reminded me very much of the projects... 

This video is of a Chinese gentleman who through some sort of SORCERY manages to put out a row of candles via a series of rapid-fire punches. I’m not sure what the technique is to do this but some people suspect that it is through the martial arts energy of chi… Just think Ryu’s fireball but without the fire. Others more skeptical of it’s validity suspect that it’s through an extremely long exhale through... 

The Crane Machine Game, stuffed with all those cute cuddly critters desperately waiting to be released by the power of the claw.    Many have played but few have won, kinda like the lottery or online dating.  Fortunately, if you play the game right you just might win.  The only thing separating you and complete awesomeness is following Shinzo’s Three Rules on how to win at the crane machine game. Rule # 1 Pick the right target... 

From Valve’s YouTUBE channel: On September 13th, 2012, Valve received another mysterious crate from WETA Workshop. Inside was a full-scale, articulated Portal turret, complete with a motion sensor. Once again, WETA Workshop’s gone far, far beyond our expectations to deliver something truly amazing. I don’t have much to say about this gift received by Valve from WETA Workshop except “I WANT ONE!”  Read More →

Check out Greg Dragon’s latest vlog on the current fighting game trend of giving us a full roster instead of unlockables (in newer games like TTT2). This could be remedied by offering tournament DLC with characters unlocked to organizers and keeping the vanilla games full of unlockables so that the games can have a longer life span for casuals.  Read More →

Nintendo has basically decided to throw out their “casual exclusive” card in lieu of feeding the true gaming crowd. Get mad at me all you want but let’s be real here. This trailer for the upcoming Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor’s Edge will show you that I am not just throwing shade at the house that Yamauchi built: See! We have nekkid ninja hawtes being massaged, dudes getting their ish yacked with much bloody fervor, and again... 

Not sure what to think of this but Wii U is doing it’s damnedest to make gamers pay attention. Look I too am biased with thinking that Wii U will disappoint the same way that the previous systems have with lack of true 3rd party software, an overly kiddy atmosphere and somewhat lame innovations that nobody cares about. But not too long ago they announced that Bayonetta 2 would be an exclusive and now this silliness… Looks like...